Pro-tip: sending flowers softens the blow of having performed identity theft on a person.  Be sure you send a bouquet and a message of thanks to each of your victims.

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Speaks for itself

Fake as all get out, but funny.  I’m certain this has happened for real, or will in the very near future, given the sheer number of Wii mishaps when it first came out.

Generally how I feel around the average person using a computer.

The Wii/Kinect side is especially true.

Obama is a real asskicker

Struttin’ That Ass

When jiggle physics go horribly wrong

Pro-tip: if you’re a cop, be careful that someone may have a sword.

For everyone who plays “realistic” FPS like Battlefield and Call of Duty, here’s what the real thing looks like.  These are real soldiers in a real combat situation.